Valentines Day Quiz!
Happy Valentine's Day readers!
To celebrate the disgusting events of love making, I've devised this simple quiz you can take with your partner:
1.) Did you receive my letter?
a) I've torn it in to tiny pieces which rained on my livid face.
b) tears struck it in many places
Well? How did you do? Time to crunch those numbers!
For each (a) give yourself five points, for each (b) ten, for each (c) 20, for each (d) fifty
35-100 You are hurting everyone you know.
101-200 You are hurting as many people as hurt you evenly.
201-300 Half eaten bits of food, orange peels and bread crusts, are sprinkled around your bed. The columns of sunlight are filled with dust. Do you ever leave?
301-350 Whose grave are you gripping to weep on, Casanova?